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title: "Pineal Kundalini Confusion? • Yo the Wizard Is A-Live! (FW000)"
heading: "Pineal Kundalini Confusion? • Yo the Wizard Is A-Live! (FW000)"
subheading: ""
updated: "2026-01-06T12:10:00+00:00"
words: 324
url: https://ananda.icu/talks/fringe-wizard/fw000-pineal-kundalini-confusion-yo-the-wizard-is-a-live
description: "Is your Pineal Gland running backwards into your Kundalini under-pocket? Can't tell if the Christ Consciousness field is talking to you in Sanskrit or Aramaic? General esoteric confusion in the inner air? Yo the Fringe Wizard is here — rubbing it all back to clarity with the ancient brush of interdimensional expertise and perennial hilariousness!"
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**Words:** 324 ⁘ **Length:** 01:46 min ⁘ **Created:** 2025-12-31 ⁘ **Updated:** 2026-01-06

 Is your Pineal Gland running backwards into your Kundalini under-pocket? Can't tell if the Christ Consciousness field is talking to you in Sanskrit or Aramaic? General esoteric confusion in the inner air? Yo the Fringe Wizard is here — rubbing it all back to clarity with the ancient brush of interdimensional expertise and perennial hilariousness! Subscribe!

_#FringeWizard #EsotericIssues #BackToReality #KundaliniSyndrome #PinealGland #TreeOfLife #ChristConsciousness_



**Greetings! The Fringe Wizard** is online in reflection of growing public demand.

Are you experiencing Kundalini confusion? Got your psycho-energetic knickers in a twist? Worry not! The wizard will streamline your circuits into a vehicle fit for cosmic ascension.

Are you troubled by toothpaste-induced calcification of your pineal gland? Third eye all shut down? Worry not! The wizard will dismantle the great fluoride conspiracy, cracking your vision eye right open — blazing like a thousand suns.

Are you vexed by dimensional disorientation and symbolic hallucinations? Worry not! The wizard will bring you back to the perennial Tree of Life and re-root your dissociated deities back into reality.

If you demand Sanskrit or Pali proof for all of this — then all right. Anicca Vata Sankhara Akshaya Suddha-Matrena Phat!

If your Christ-energy consciousness is drifting untethered from Aramaic and Greek sources, then Khaire Maria Kecharitomeni — take it back to the cosmic womb.

If you have questions for the wizard — then ask your questions. If you don't have questions for the wizard — then shut up and contemplate. If you like or hate or ambivalent regarding the wizard, then subscribe — like whatever.

All the same, stay tuned. The dimensional rift is growing. The ancient future is here and now. Will you be onboard or stay back — excavating your belly button for essence? Don't be a loser. Don't be a winner. Be absolute. 

The Fringe Wizard has left the studio. The resonance of the third eye is ever so loud.