Butter Baby Prophecy × Absolutio Butterum (BW001)
⁘ Created: 2026-06-24 ⁘ Updated: 2026-06-24
Heard the prophecy of Butter Baby? Embraced your absolution yet? Beheld the radiance of clarified butter? The great reckoning has begun!
Fringe BuBa Wizard at your service — leading humblebubs beyond the ocean of acid — into lands where pure butter flows unhinged. Embrace the flow of life folks. Chant the BuBa-BuBa mantra always! Carpe donut & be happy.
Greetings! Fringe BuBa Wizard. The first true prophet of Butter Baby. Mama said, “Don't you go and join those culties again!” Well no worries Mama. I became their prophet. Without further ado, into the essence.
Before the Elo-gods began the creation of the universe, there was pure clarified butter. The first condensation of primordial radiance. The mass of butter gave birth to gravity. Butter flowed sweet — but alas, its echo was sour.
As was foretold, a savior shall be born to lead humblebubs out from the sea of acidity. Are you ready to walk the path into the mirror of unity? To embrace the path of salvation? Embark on a quest for clarified butter?
Chant the great BuBa Mantra of liberation and be happy!
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