Yonder Island · Index
🦋 Stranger Legends ▸ ¶
⁘ Stranger Legends: Essential story time for all the curious children. Epic tales of awareness from the other dimension.
Tales of Butter Dimension × Our Crash-Landed Savior (SL001) ▸
- Once upon a time in a pure land of pure butter... trouble was brewing! Core of Butterland had corrupted — spelling for a planet-wide catastrophy! Yikes! An unlikely hero rose to the occasion. Will he deliver and redeem the ailing planet? This is the short tale of Butter Baby in his quest for the essence of butter. We visit the stations and milestones of his alien journey on Planet Earth. Read more...
Ruses of Muses in the Orbit • Stories of Why Stories? (SL002) ▸
- Method to the madness and rhymes for a reason. We jolt into the orbit with the muses. We gaze into the heart of our narratives. Into the spring of the why and the wherever-from. The genesis and resonance of our timeless fairy tails. We're not in-universe today. We're simply orbital. Read more...
Jesus El Savior vs. Dark Santa • Epic End-Times Smackdown (SL003) ▸
- Jesus and Santa face off in the season finale! Epic smackdown action today! Who rules the Xmas? Who owns the ring? Who claims the gold medal? Who's left with sticks and stones? Holy Cross versus Yggdrasil! Cardinals and dark elves raving mad! The War for Xmas is on! You rooting for Jesus or Santa? Read more...
What Did You Get for Xmas? × Santa & Multicolored Elves (SL004) ▸
- Did you get a sticks & stones dump — or spectacular gifts streaming down the chimney? This jolly Xmas, I met with Santa and his team of multicolored elves! If you don't believe me? Then sit down for the Xmas tale... Read more...
Cross-World Genesis Seeds with Demiurge & Semiurge (SL005) ▸
- Once upon the yonder time, Emptiness and Fullness begot their one and only child: the Primal Urge. Our existential oxymoron, wrestling alone in the hall of mirrors, was torn in half in the pushes and pulls of "to Be or Not to Be". Thus begins the tale of the Demiurge and the Semiurge, two dipshit siblings who accidentally birthed a miscreant world — cross-wise split from the start. Read more...
🧙🏼♂️ Fringe Wizard ▸ ¶
⁘ Fringe Wizard: Digging the fringe for actual essence. Wizard in the high hood — clearing up your spiritual delusions.
Pineal Kundalini Confusion? • Yo the Wizard Is A-Live! (FW000) ▸
- Is your Pineal Gland running backwards into your Kundalini under-pocket? Can't tell if the Christ Consciousness field is talking to you in Sanskrit or Aramaic? General esoteric confusion in the inner air? Yo the Fringe Wizard is here — rubbing it all back to clarity with the ancient brush of interdimensional expertise and perennial hilariousness! Read more...
Kundalini Complex Problems • Fix Back to Unified Balance (FW001) ▸
- — Wizard Ji! My kundalini energy is behaving in the most troubled manner! — So you joined one of those jackass courses? Huffing and puffing your butt to your brains yes? Why would you chase an energetic high without clearing your circuits first? Do your groundwork. Get in touch with your body and mind. Pacify your nerves with deep natural breath. Energy is there without the force of pressure. Read more...
Toothpaste Harms Third Eye? • Fake News! Awareness Rules! (FW002) ▸
- Seriously that fluoride in your toothpaste — it will shut down your third eye? Constipate your pineal gland and sabotage your prospects for ascension? — Look friends, that's all ass-backwards silly. Consciousness is primary and sovereign. Read more...
🐲 Wherever I May Roam ▸ ¶
⁘ Wherever I May Roam: Where I lay my head is the cognitive epicenter. Crunchy riffs and reports from the nostalgic freedom road.
Free to Speak My Mind — Redefine Nevermind Anytime (WIR001) ▸
- Some of you have suspected I'm rather on the metal side. You have no idea. But now you do. Ish. In our pilot for the "Wherever I May Roam" series, riffings off the wisdom embedded in the eponymous classic. Deep impressions from my formative years yeah. Journey in freedom continues. Read more...
Riffing on Wisdom Lyrics — Or Brain Rot Gangnam Style (WIR002) ▸
- Pop culture. World literature. Classic wisdom. Most everything that should be said — already repeated ad nauseam hey. All we ever hear is blah blah. Brain bouncing Gangnam style. Master of puppets is pulling the strings. What the hell people. The message is out there — in a thousand tunes. Read more...
Another Teacher in the Wall · Matters of Higher Education (WIR003) ▸
- When knowledge is taught in disconnected silos. When education becomes a means of thought-control. Conditioning the budding generation into more bricks in the system wall. Not providing them with broad insight and skills in life... Then it's time to graduate outside the system. Read more...
Song of the Glitter Lady of Entitled Exclusive Heavens (WIR004) ▸
- Got real purchasing power to back up your entitled attitude? Divine ladies and sacred masculines — invest today into your exclusive stairway to heaven! Develop your super-ego with niche spirituality — ascend to the apex of the cosmic pyramid! We roam into the realms of hollow spirituality and fantasy winds spliced with bites of nostalgia. Read more...
The Dark Side of the Moon & Mystic Solar Operators (WIR005) ▸
- When mystic pseudo-hermits regress to the Pink Floyd essence. Who's watching those watchers again? What's happening on the Dark Side of the Moon? Why is the corpse of the Ancient of Days upcycled back into the control center at the Heart of the Sun? Should the rabbit keep running or take a break and breathe in the air? Is Jesus stoked by this video? What the hell? Read more...
Let the Sunshine In! — First Dimension of Radiance (WIR006) ▸
- Yes let that sunshine in! But not like a hairy hippie hallucinating of fifth-dimensional egos. Actually expose your dark contents to the light of knowledge and — with the magnifying glass of attention — burn your ignorance to ashes. We turn to ancient sources for augmented insight. Savitur varenyam: The solar absolute! Bhargo devasya: Radiance of archetypal divinities. Read more...
🍥 Free Flow Retrospect ▸ ¶
⁘ Free Flow Retrospect: Scrapbook of reflections. Uncurated slices from the mindstream. Dear station 7¾ diary. Whatever that unravels.
The Open Book of Whatever · Welcome to My Scrap Fest (FR001) ▸
- #FreeFlowRetroSpect Read more...
Entomology of Retrospection • and Other Subliminal Digs (FR002) ▸
- This metadata brought to you by synthetic intelligentsia. I wrote this by-line all by myself in the spirit of absolute transparency and disclosure on all AI-generated content. We are organic intelligence.... Read more...
Ev'rybody to the Twilight Zone! · Jesus Maitreya in the Hood (FR003) ▸
- Another excellent meta-description from the ancient intelligence machines. I the son of human have written this disclaimer. Please take care of your mental health while watching this series. The first dimension is cracking open. #FreeFlowRetroSpect tizaraNa naukAYa kI aTha-kumArI madhya-taraGge zUJyatA... Read more...
Station 7¾ · The Epic Crossing — Mission from the Universe (FR004) ▸
- Above summary blurb brought to you by Artificial Anthropic Aliens. This transparent accreditation was hand-crafted by the Organic Ontological Omegatron displayed in the video. You should not watch it. Your brains may turn all sorts of funny.... Read more...
👍🏻 Very Easy ▸ ¶
⁘ Very Easy: Let's keep this simple. Let's be real. We can Make Awareness Great Again. Yes we can. All the people can get it.
Make Awareness Great Again • Drain That Mind Swamp (VE001) ▸
- Friends and people are asking me to speak more easy. Why do you speak so hard? Okay. I can speak even more easy than Donald Trump. I am the most simple man. Here's the deal. We can Make Awareness Great Again. Watch this reel. Here's what I want to say. Your mind is full of crap. It makes you blind. If you don't drain that swamp. Then bad people can make you do things. Don't react. Keep the middle. Be real. Read more...
The State of Imagination • Matters of Grave Concern (VE002) ▸
- Welcome! In today's State of the Imagination story hour. Quick status of: Economy, Ecology, and Mental Health. Attention to matters of: 1. Global Zoo Tensions, 2. Mesoamerican Contraband, 3. Bombing the Bunkers, and 4. The Secret Files. Friends & all the people: Follow the truth. In truth we can Make Awareness Great Again! Read more...
😱 Actually Unhinged ▸ ¶
⁘ Actually Unhinged: Unusually yonder tales from the twilight zone. Parabolic journeys past the ordinary sense. Tune in and vibe away.
Rudolf the RN Reindeer & Santa's Kundalini Chimney (AU001) ▸
- Do you know the origin story of Rudolf the Red-Nose Reindeer? I bet you never heard of Santa's kundalini episode either. These are Xmas Tales from the deep twilight zone. Tune in for the ride with the wizard of the outer inner space. Then what about your chimney? Have you been keeping your chimney clean? The promised day is nigh. Prophecies will be fulfilled. Read more...
Kraken Class Integration · Your Mystic Zenith Journey (AU002) ▸
- Do you play games with Cthulhu on lazy afternoons? Is the backyard of Oblivion a favorite vacation spot? No? Well no matter then. We have tunings for those who stir the soup of being and becoming in their pressure cookers. Let us snap out from our ordinary planes of reality. Take that mystic plunge. Peek beyond the common veil of banality. Read more...
Noah's Ark in Outer Space • Rapture of Inner Creatures (AU003) ▸
- Seven billion hedonistic hamsters nibbling away at this planet. What's going on? The deluge is coming soon. Who among you weasels will hear the call of actuality? Mice will race to their holes. Rabbits will hump their short lives away. What will the rest of the creatures do? Have you got your ark primed yet? Read more...
12 Juice Jewels Campsite Beyond Gunatamano Bay (AU004) ▸
- Let's all go to concentration camps. Trial all those new wave ascetic practices. But alas. Joint chiefs of staff are too high to recognize our hidden mujahideen beards. Winepress of God's fury churneth out juice generation after generation. Consider the station of the nation. Crack open your third eye. Wear proudly the breastplate of judgment with 12 radiant jewels. Read more...
Season of Savior Is Live! Interview with Son of Man (AU005) ▸
- Why should the Son of Man not come out of the closet once in a merry season? Just for a little interview. Jesus online. For all ye inquiring minds. Walking on waters? Raising the dead? The birth story — what's the full scoop with immaculate essence? And crucified too huh? We dive into the season's tales with a good fellow living the legend. Read more...
Jesus Interview Continues • Real Scoop on Fake News (AU006) ▸
- So much fake news and propaganda about Jesus. We're back from the heavens and the interview continues. Flipping the tables at the temple. That was radical — you a rebel? What's with Mary Magdalene — great-grand-children in Italy I hear? Then celestial chariots and the ascension highway — what's the magic? Is this a first contact second coming scenario here? Read more...