Actually Unhinged · Index
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⁘ Actually Unhinged: Unusually yonder tales from the twilight zone. Parabolic journeys past the ordinary sense. Tune in and vibe away.
Rudolf the RN Reindeer & Santa's Kundalini Chimney (AU001) ▸
- Do you know the origin story of Rudolf the Red-Nose Reindeer? I bet you never heard of Santa's kundalini episode either. These are Xmas Tales from the deep twilight zone. Tune in for the ride with the wizard of the outer inner space. Then what about your chimney? Have you been keeping your chimney clean? The promised day is nigh. Prophecies will be fulfilled. Read more...
Kraken Class Integration · Your Mystic Zenith Journey (AU002) ▸
- Do you play games with Cthulhu on lazy afternoons? Is the backyard of Oblivion a favorite vacation spot? No? Well no matter then. We have tunings for those who stir the soup of being and becoming in their pressure cookers. Let us snap out from our ordinary planes of reality. Take that mystic plunge. Peek beyond the common veil of banality. Read more...
Noah's Ark in Outer Space • Rapture of Inner Creatures (AU003) ▸
- Seven billion hedonistic hamsters nibbling away at this planet. What's going on? The deluge is coming soon. Who among you weasels will hear the call of actuality? Mice will race to their holes. Rabbits will hump their short lives away. What will the rest of the creatures do? Have you got your ark primed yet? Read more...
12 Juice Jewels Campsite Beyond Gunatamano Bay (AU004) ▸
- Let's all go to concentration camps. Trial all those new wave ascetic practices. But alas. Joint chiefs of staff are too high to recognize our hidden mujahideen beards. Winepress of God's fury churneth out juice generation after generation. Consider the station of the nation. Crack open your third eye. Wear proudly the breastplate of judgment with 12 radiant jewels. Read more...
Season of Savior Is Live! Interview with Son of Man (AU005) ▸
- Why should the Son of Man not come out of the closet once in a merry season? Just for a little interview. Jesus online. For all ye inquiring minds. Walking on waters? Raising the dead? The birth story — what's the full scoop with immaculate essence? And crucified too huh? We dive into the season's tales with a good fellow living the legend. Read more...
Jesus Interview Continues • Real Scoop on Fake News (AU006) ▸
- So much fake news and propaganda about Jesus. We're back from the heavens and the interview continues. Flipping the tables at the temple. That was radical — you a rebel? What's with Mary Magdalene — great-grand-children in Italy I hear? Then celestial chariots and the ascension highway — what's the magic? Is this a first contact second coming scenario here? Read more...