12 Juice Jewels Campsite Beyond Gunatamano Bay (AU004)
⁘ Created: 2025-12-10 ⁘ Updated: 2025-12-15
Let's all go to concentration camps. Trial all those new wave ascetic practices. But alas. Joint chiefs of staff are too high to recognize our hidden mujahideen beards. Winepress of God's fury churneth out juice generation after generation.
Consider the station of the nation. Crack open your third eye. Wear proudly the breastplate of judgment with 12 radiant jewels. One day yet we shall establish the United States of Awareness. Behold the New Asgard rising in the horizons!
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Brothers, sisters, androgynous siblings. Let us all go to concentration camps. I hear it's good for you. Turns boys into men, turns girls into women, and whatever that it does to those androgynous fairies. I've personally been waiting for an invite to Guantanamo Bay to go for a long retreat and engage in all those new wave ascetic practices.
But the joint chiefs of staff are too high to realize the station of the nation. Their satellites are yet to recognize my ferocious mujahideen beard. I even have the medallion here in my third eye. But you know. So it goes. Maybe their helicopters just won't chop this far. Or maybe it's a rabbi thing, that beard, or insignia for a Rasputin class character.
Speaking of rabbis and rabbit holes. To put things into a context. Do you know who is the most anti-semitic being in all of existence? I'll tell you, it wasn't good old Adolf. He was little league. The winepress of God's fury churneth out juice generation after generation. No one keeps track of the number, no one speaks of it. All these tribal sensitivities to keep down the pressure. But coal must be pressed into diamonds.
When the 12 tribes are compressed, they turn into jewels and are placed on the priestly breastplate of judgment. 12 radiant jewels in an orderly arrangement with secret pockets for Urim and Thummim — Light and Truth. Few are those who know that Urim and Thummim were Gog and Magog in their past lives, the pestilence, annoyance of the polarized world.
Came a day when Odin the overlord decided — enough is enough. He sent his ravens, Huginn and Muninn, to devour these culprits. Metabolized by the powers of Asgard, crystallized in the intestines of the ravens, they were shat out and fell into the desert to be discovered by the Jewish tribes. From these two bedrocks, we shall again build the new Asgard, the celestial Jerusalem — on twelve foundations of twelvefold radiance.
And do I ever bear the spring-steel sickle — for the harvest of the world is ripe. Then arise to the rapture. Reconcile your ravens. Decimate your battlefields. Ascend to the Kingdom within. The Wormwood is coming. The Absinthe shall overflow.
So let's get going to those concentration camps. The hills shall be leveled, the oceans shall be raised. We are running out of time. Crack open your third eye. Establish the United States of Awareness. Be real.