The State of Imagination • Matters of Grave Concern (VE002)
⁘ Created: 2026-02-26 ⁘ Updated: 2026-02-26
Welcome! In today's State of the Imagination story hour. Quick status of: Economy, Ecology, and Mental Health. Attention to matters of: 1. Global Zoo Tensions, 2. Mesoamerican Contraband, 3. Bombing the Bunkers, and 4. The Secret Files.
Friends & all the people: Follow the truth. In truth we can Make Awareness Great Again! Tame the zoo. Burn the evil boats. Remember the 11,888. Open the nuclear caves. Read the scrolls. Thank you — and God bless the United States of Awareness!
Friends and all the people — welcome! State of the Imagination. Our traditional story hour. First, quick status report. Then, four major concerns. State of the Global Zoo. Mesoamerican evil boats. Bombing the bunkers and opening secret files.
Economy — thriving. Ecology — thriving. Mental health — thriving with flying colors. Awareness becoming great again.
State of the Global Zoo. Eagle has tense relations with the Tiger and with the Bear. Tiger should be crouching. Bear should be hunting Salmon. Eagle likes Salmon. Crouching tiger. Hidden dragon. Don't wake up the Kung Fu Panda.
On the domestic front. Donkeys and Elephants. Still bickering, still fighting. Do you know why that is? Because Donkeys are from Blue Land. Elephants are from Red Land. Opposite ends of the spectrum. Tension. Friends, we should all go to Green Land. Green Land is where all the seals are. I have myself opened more than seven seals.
Then, we are battling Mesoamerican contraband. Evil boats are polluting our seas. Submarines in the deep. We should burn every boat. We should fish out every submarine. Drain that swamp if you must. Do you know how many murderers they brought in just recently? 11,888. Remember that number.
Then in the Middle East, they have underground bunkers with nuclear secrets. We have to bomb every last bunker. Open the secrets to broad daylight again.
We also must open every secret file. The naughty island files we must know before next Christmas. Who's been naughty, who's been nice. And all the files on unlimited flying objects. For some, when the files are unsealed, it will be a bitter scroll. But that scroll you should swallow. Truth alone will Make Awareness Great Again.
Friends and all the people. Tame the zoo. Burn the evil boats. Bomb the bunkers. Break open the secret files. Be real. Follow the truth. Make Awareness Great Again. Thank you.