Pineal Kundalini Confusion? • Yo the Wizard Is A-Live! (FW000)
⁘ Created: 2025-12-31 ⁘ Updated: 2026-01-06
Is your Pineal Gland running backwards into your Kundalini under-pocket? Can't tell if the Christ Consciousness field is talking to you in Sanskrit or Aramaic? General esoteric confusion in the inner air? Yo the Fringe Wizard is here — rubbing it all back to clarity with the ancient brush of interdimensional expertise and perennial hilariousness! Subscribe!
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Are you experiencing Kundalini confusion? Got your psycho-energetic knickers in a twist? Worry not! The wizard will streamline your circuits into a vehicle fit for cosmic ascension.
Are you troubled by toothpaste-induced calcification of your pineal gland? Third eye all shut down? Worry not! The wizard will dismantle the great fluoride conspiracy, cracking your vision eye right open — blazing like a thousand suns.
Are you vexed by dimensional disorientation and symbolic hallucinations? Worry not! The wizard will bring you back to the perennial Tree of Life and re-root your dissociated deities back into reality.
If you demand Sanskrit or Pali proof for all of this — then all right. Anicca Vata Sankhara Akshaya Suddha-Matrena Phat!
If your Christ-energy consciousness is drifting untethered from Aramaic and Greek sources, then Khaire Maria Kecharitomeni — take it back to the cosmic womb.
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All the same, stay tuned. The dimensional rift is growing. The ancient future is here and now. Will you be onboard or stay back — excavating your belly button for essence? Don't be a loser. Don't be a winner. Be absolute.
The Fringe Wizard has left the studio. The resonance of the third eye is ever so loud.