Pineal Kundalini Confusion? • Yo the Wizard Is A-Live! (FW000)
⁘ Created: 2025-12-31 ⁘ Updated: 2026-01-06
Is your Pineal Gland running backwards into your Kundalini under-pocket? Can't tell if the Christ Consciousness field is talking to you in Sanskrit or Aramaic? General esoteric confusion in the inner air? Yo the Fringe Wizard is here — rubbing it all back to clarity with the ancient brush of interdimensional expertise and perennial hilariousness! Subscribe!
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