Fringe Wizard · Index
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⁘ Fringe Wizard: Digging the fringe for actual essence. Wizard in the high hood — clearing up your spiritual delusions.
Pineal Kundalini Confusion? • Yo the Wizard Is A-Live! (FW000) ▸
- Is your Pineal Gland running backwards into your Kundalini under-pocket? Can't tell if the Christ Consciousness field is talking to you in Sanskrit or Aramaic? General esoteric confusion in the inner air? Yo the Fringe Wizard is here — rubbing it all back to clarity with the ancient brush of interdimensional expertise and perennial hilariousness! Read more...
Kundalini Complex Problems • Fix Back to Unified Balance (FW001) ▸
- — Wizard Ji! My kundalini energy is behaving in the most troubled manner! — So you joined one of those jackass courses? Huffing and puffing your butt to your brains yes? Why would you chase an energetic high without clearing your circuits first? Do your groundwork. Get in touch with your body and mind. Pacify your nerves with deep natural breath. Energy is there without the force of pressure. Read more...
Toothpaste Harms Third Eye? • Fake News! Awareness Rules! (FW002) ▸
- Seriously that fluoride in your toothpaste — it will shut down your third eye? Constipate your pineal gland and sabotage your prospects for ascension? — Look friends, that's all ass-backwards silly. Consciousness is primary and sovereign. Read more...
Healing the Unstruck Heart • Heart-Light Chakra Tuning (FW003) ▸
- — Wizard Ji! Such burdens upon my heart! Please help open the heart-light center! — So you're visualizing that emerald lotus star in your chest — chanting the yam-yams? That won't lift the veils or center your heart into balance — not when you keep fusing it with the biased tensions you generate. Read more...
Astral Project Secret Sauce • Inner Outer Space Basics (FW004) ▸
- — Mr. Wizard-G! What's the secret to astral projection and operating in esoteric dimensions? — Well look yo. What's up with the need to project and meddle with reality? Listen to what is! When you chase your ambitions on whatever plane of existence, you're priming yourself for particular outcomes — and that's all it can ever be. In your occult cave retreats — in your energy healing works. Read more...