Fringe Wizard · Index
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⁘ Fringe Wizard: Digging the fringe for essence. Dimensional disorientation syndrome? Alkaline kundalini in pineal gland? We'll clear it right up for you!
Pineal Kundalini Confusion? • Yo the Wizard Is A-Live! (FW000) ▸
- Is your Pineal Gland running backwards into your Kundalini under-pocket? Can't tell if the Christ Consciousness field is talking to you in Sanskrit or Aramaic? General esoteric confusion in the inner air? Yo the Fringe Wizard is here — rubbing it all back to clarity with the ancient brush of interdimensional expertise and perennial hilariousness! Read more...
Kundalini Complex Problems • Fix Back to Unified Balance (FW001) ▸
- — Wizard Ji! My kundalini energy is behaving in the most troubled manner! — So you joined one of those jackass courses? Huffing and puffing your butt to your brains yes? Why would you chase an energetic high without clearing your circuits first? Do your groundwork. Get in touch with your body and mind. Pacify your nerves with deep natural breath. Energy is there without the force of pressure. Read more...
Toothpaste Harms Third Eye? • Fake News! Awareness Rules! (FW002) ▸
- Seriously that fluoride in your toothpaste — it will shut down your third eye? Constipate your pineal gland and sabotage your prospects for ascension? — Look friends, that's all ass-backwards silly. Consciousness is primary and sovereign. Read more...