Station 7¾ · The Epic Crossing — Mission from the Universe (FR004)
⁘ Created: 2026-03-10 ⁘ Updated: 2026-03-13
77777.7 on the odometer. 77.7% nitrogen in Earth's atmosphere. Nitrogen is the 7th most abundant element in the universe. The mission: 25 kilos of wood pellets for 25 cats. The great cosmic balance of urea and carbon, greens and browns — Station 7¾, Fixers of the Nitrogen.
Ever moving, ever still. Caught at the crossroads. Ice cream and double-shot mermaid. Luminaries have their seasons of dawn and dusk. And the words etched on the pedestal: All is strung like pearls on a thread. From the one source it all proceeds. Chapter 7 verse 7. Of course.
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Wait for it... Damn! Epic milestones! Epic milestones, duly documented. Driving to the next city, fetching a 25-kilo bag of wood pellets to absorb the output of 25 felines. Good mission!
Nitrogen is the 7th most abundant element in the universe, and Earth's atmosphere is roughly 77.7% made of nitrogen. Also abundant in cat shit. For that, to complement the balance, I seek carbon source. And for that, friends, dried wood pellets are like a match made in heaven. Nitrogen and carbon.
Every old composter worth their penny knows the chase for the sweet spot, a righteous balance of greens and browns. In our case, of urea and wood shavings. Good shit. Too much of the green stuff, the pissy stuff, the heat producing substance, smells like ammonia, like there's no tomorrow. Too much of the dry stuff, the carbon source, nothing happens, kind of boring.
Such is life, ever on a mission, a quest for the great cosmic balance. "Station 7 and 3/4 — Fixers of the Nitrogen". That's the title for the book alright. 7 and 3/4 — ever moving, ever still. 77.7%... What's up with that? I have no idea, but I hear my train a'comin'. Bumpee... Alas, caught in the crossroads of life. Jadi 25 liter pellet kayu, 4 kilo pakan anjing, sama 12 kaleng pakan kucing. And here we go.
You must be a quite mad. No. Raving. It's all very hysterical and I've got the ice cream here to match. And I plan to flush it down with a double shot mermaid. I also acquired a double pack of disinfectant wipes. I usually don't eat those, save for times of scarcity. So, you know, that's all for today folks. Keep it real.
Heading home. Okay. Four liters of milk though. Because I'm not a Vegan. I'm an Arcturian from Sirius. Riding into the sunset. How all the luminaries have their seasons of dawn and dusk. Grand Elf. All geared up for crossing the great liminal bridge.
And the words to be etched on the pedestal resound as follows:
अहं सर्वस्य प्रभवो मत्त: सर्वं प्रवर्तते · 10·8 मयि सर्वमिदं प्रोतं सूत्रे मणिगणा इव · 7·7