Free Streamin' Mr. Swim! Enter Stream • Exit Grind (SB005)
⁘ Created: 2026-03-26 ⁘ Updated: 2026-03-27
Damn! Li'l Ana-D taken over the Swag Studios! Last night we was streamin' with my bro Mr. Swim! Swim's a real streamer. He's been diggin' in the hood with Wizard-G for a long time. We done the interview and shit went proper transcendental!
So I just checked what's a streamer? Mr. Swim went all out monkey on the ranks of enlightenment! So it's like four levels. Streamer reincarnates 7 times into the chakras. Then we got Returner & Goner & Winner & Diamond Class Buddha-G! Sick dude!
— Yo! Li'l Ana-D in the hood! We're doing a late night streamer with my old homie, Mr. Swim. Mr. Swim's been digging it with the Wizard-G. How's it going Swim?
Well it's flowing all smooth, thanks for asking Dee. By the way, Swim's short for "someone who ain't me". As it happens, and I try to stay out of the way. Standard issue nobody here.
— That's sick, dude. So you're saying you're like Swim, but you ain't Swim? That's kinda confusing! Is that a streamer thing? How'd you become a streamer anyway?
So streamer, that's short for stream-enterer, an entry-level streamer. That's when you crack the box and enter the unlimited. So this one time, we was digging the inner hood with Wizard-G, and he popped the question. Swim, who the hell are you? Like actually? So Wizard-G went all serious.
"Look Swim, are you this physical body? Are you your emotions? Are you your thought patterns? Are you your identity? And what Swim? The Swim yesterday, the Swim today, or the Swim tomorrow? Who the hell are you, Swim?"
And that's when it hit me. Who the hell is Swim? That ain't me. It's just all passing by in the time stream. Whatever's there, that's all there, but it's none of my business trying to be any of it for serious.
— Well damn Swim, that sounds totally transcendental. How's that rank you in the scales of enlightenment?
Well shit Dee if I know. I just swim along without the swimmer, swag without the swagger. But Wizard-G's told me about four classes of basic enlightenment. So a "Streamer", that's the entry-level enlightenment zone. It means I gotta reincarnate 7 more times into each of my 7 chakras. Then there's the "Returner", he'll be back in the hood one more time, break through the categorical shackles of identity.
Then there's the "Goner", he's not in the absolute clear, but he won't be coming back. Then finally there's the "Winner", the absolute resolution of the conditional constitution. That's the boss level G. Then there's diamond class enlightenment, the total Buddha-G, the one who eats up the whole world and shits out perfect forms of enlightenment.
— Well damn, Mr. Swim, shit got serious there! One day, Li'l Ana-D gonna follow in the footsteps of Mr. Swim, pop this cap, become a true streamer.
Look Dee, just pop that cap already. The hell you holding on to? Ain't no happy naps in that cap, just a bunch of old mites crawling in there. Swim's a Swim bro. I ain't the only Swim in the hood. Standard issue nobody, as it happens.
— So Mr. Swim, you're saying I can drop my cap just like that? Niggas be sneering at the street corners, snorting at me at the crossroads. "Boo hoo, Li'l Ana-D lost his funny cap." How's that gonna work out for me?
Listen Dee my friend, if you really like that funny old cap of yours, at least give it a wash sometime. Clear your head, get rid of those brain mites. One day you'll be brave enough to take that cap off and live without it.
— Swim, my friend, you're a true inspiration. When's Wizard-G back in the hood? I wanna catch up. Maybe he'll pop my cap off.
Listen Dee, ain't no-one but Dee to do the deed. Be a free man, Li'l Dee. Emancipate yourself from your self-imposed mental slavery. All right.
Mr. Swim has left the studio. But has not. But has. Kind of.