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⁘ Swag Beard: Sermons for the broken generation. Snap sage swagging for giggles. Like whatever dude, just watch it.
Generation of Amnesia — As Your Brains Rot Away (SB001) ▸
- Swag beard drops bars! Watch and be stoked! Message to the rising generation! Flexing the lexicon! So the fact is — you're rising high on dopamine. You're scattering at rates never seen before. Mind-blowing levels of cognitive entropy. Key Takeaways: Attention is trending again. Sense of culture and history makes you interesting. Sick swag possible with a vocabulary of over 1000 words... Read more...
Next Gen Mental Evolution — Sludge & Sheep for the Algo (SB002) ▸
- Then the facts on how Gen-Z are dumber than their parents — for the first time in 200 years. No I won't hand you the digest in a one-liner bullet point list. Learn to read actual paragraphs. Train that brain. You may yet survive the future. Decline in: Attention spans. Memory and recall. Literacy (duh). Negative structural changes in the brain. Life expectancy dropping. Read more...
Random Ram Dass Encore • Be Here Now @ Insta·G·Ram (SB003) ▸
- So you know Ram Dass right — the guy who invented "Be Here Now"? He wasn't talking about locking into the feed. When your attention is magnetized by rapid burst dopamine rewards, it's the polar opposite of actually being present as it is. Drop out from the trips. Tune into what is. Read more...
Awakening with Li'l Ana-D • Don't Suffer in the Hood! (SB004) ▸
- Guest star streamer! Li'l Ana-D in the red riding hood! More cringe than your youth pastor! More street cred than your average roadkill opossum! In this reel: Dee gonna share ya the secret sauce to end that mass of suffering. Ouch! Swagging without the swagger? New roll in the hood yo! Nobody home — everybody homie! Triple ultra-bar excellence! Back alley subject gangsta tagged hard! Read more...
Free Streamin' Mr. Swim! Enter Stream • Exit Grind (SB005) ▸
- Damn! Li'l Ana-D taken over the Swag Studios! Last night we was streamin' with my bro Mr. Swim! Swim's a real streamer. He's been diggin' in the hood with Wizard-G for a long time. We done the interview and shit went proper transcendental! So I just checked what's a streamer? Mr. Swim went all out monkey on the ranks of enlightenment! Read more...
The Sancta-Rap Jam Drop feat. Mr. ElderFlower-C Yo! (SB006) ▸
- So Mr. Swim hauled in an old-timer across the timestsreams — meet Mr. ElderFlower-C! Flowerin' it real from Manhattan '69 abouts. Li'l Ana-D gettin' his cap washed (them messy mites uh). We diggin' into ancient Sancta-Raps with Mr. Cee here. Actually sick beats & this dude's like over-gone insane in the mid-brain! Read more...
Dee's Fountain of Ambrosia • Dawn & Dusk of Funny Caps (SB007) ▸
- Dee had to take his cap off! Dude got it washed clean. Had that funny sensation of liberation. We got Mr. ElderFlower-C for some deep takes on all that. Sick digs yo! Like descent of ambrosia & celestial kundalini rising or was it falling?! We got insane Buddha Bar sancta-raps down. Mr. Cee in epic dense bar pipelines. Beginning etc. witnessed jamming in the heart of the 1st poet seer. Read more...
Mountain Flower Groove • The Long Road of Legends (SB008) ▸
- Yo we took a swift exit from the ghetto! Some end-of-times spirit festival with loud-ass blaster like there's no tomorrow! We streamin' in the woods with Mr. ElderFlower-C. Sick legends from the long road!! We brought Cee's snoopy dawg too aww. So get your attention spanners checked mon! Gadgets into aerial mode hey. Gotta hold them mind zones solid. Hang out in Cee's Forest Study-O! Read more...
Epic Holyday Ascension Gig • Full Hood Rapture Jams! (SB009) ▸
- Yo it's our holiday wrapper stream! End of our season & full crew of four together here! We got some sick announciations & revelations lined up for the finale. Check it out & vibe it real! Don't be a dope goat! What happens to Li'l Dee's funny cap huh? Insane legends from Mr. Cee and Wizard-G: Reelin' it deep with NaN on the Himalayan Hills and 33-dimensional backyard kaleidoscope mansions! Read more...