Epic Holyday Ascension Gig • Full Hood Rapture Jams! (SB009)
⁘ Created: 2026-03-30 ⁘ Updated: 2026-04-06
Yo it's our holiday wrapper stream! End of our season & full crew of four together here! We got some sick announciations & revelations lined up for the finale. Check it out & vibe it real! Don't be a dope goat!
What happens to Li'l Dee's funny cap huh? Insane legends from Mr. Cee and Wizard-G: Reelin' it deep with NaN on the Himalayan Hills and 33-dimensional backyard kaleidoscope mansions! How sick is that! See you later!
— 😎 Yo, Mr. Swim on the line. Here with Li'l Ana-D and we got the whole badass crew together in the hood.
— 🤠 Yo.
— 🧙♂️ Yommm...
— 😎 Special stream episodes. We're gearing up for a major announciation. We got here Mr. ElderFlower-C. Wizard-G just flew in.
— 🤠 So what's this announciation, Swim? And why you sayin' it in such a funny way?
— 😎 So here's the Bada Boom Bomb. Li'l Ana-D here got himself pregnant.
— 🤠 Like what the hell dude?
— 😎 No, I'm just kidding bro. Taking a piss in the stream. We're going for epic holidays.
— 🤠 So where's we going Swim? What's the bearings? I'm on, anyways.
— 😎 Cee you set this up. What's the itirinary look like?
— 🏵️ Yo, Mr. ElderFlower-C. Check-In. There's an old associate of mine. He's got an insane backyard. We go a long ways back. We used to swap threads when we was broke as blank, roaming the boiling bitumen roads of rural India. Wizard-G's met him a couple of times on the astral plane.
He's got like a million names. I just call him NaN. Whenever the dude gets bored, he starts crafting these 33-dimensional mandalaic mansions in the inner outer space. Sick. When's the first you met NaN, Wizard-G?
— 🧙♂️ Thank you, ElderFlower-C. The first time I met NaN was in 1988. I was roaming up the railroads to Himalayas in quest for the Immortal Babaji. We were tracing back the luminous roots of ancient yogas, and there were rumors about a celestial mansion somewhere up there.
When we finally got to the end point crescendo, ain't no Immortal Babajis there. Just NaN doing his shitshow kaleidoscope thing. Like you said, whenever he gets bored, he starts spinning all that shit. But it's quite entertaining.
— 🤠 Yo y'all. Got a little big announcement of my own. I've decided to take my funny cap off. Feels fresh.
— 😎 Dee you did the deed damn. Dee that's more badass than getting pregs. You're literally giving rebirth to yourself right there. And that put me thinking. And I, Mr. Swim, hereby solemnly announciate my renunciation from attachment to accessories. I will try to be more authentically Swim.
— 🤠 Though it kind of helps me feel more still. I might still wear it like sometimes.
— 😎 Look Dee, that funny cap of yours, it like literally says "still" there. So you're just auto-suggestioning. It's not gonna fix you.
— 🏵️ Right, excellent. And so Wizard Gizzard, when's you gonna drop that stupid sadhguru turban of yours? Ain't very urban, is it yo.
— 🧙♂️ Well Cee, I got this turban as a necessary evil. Ain't no-one hear the first word of what I say if I don't wear it. Gives me street cred when I'm fetching those trippers back from their astral planes. Guess it makes me look like an astronaut. Yeah, but I'll gladly drop it. Swim's constantly hassling me to get my turban to wear as a scarf. He thinks it makes him more Swim right. Like whatever.
— 🏵️ That's like overdrive swag there. Everyone dropping their dumbass costumes. Just as well you done it now. Old NaN gonna roast yo ass if you parade around in your clown suits too hard.
So that's all there nicely in a pile on the kitchen floor next to the cat shits and three empty cans. The technical ancient term for three cans is "tripitaka". And the technical Sanskrit term for cat-shit-box is virala-vista-patra. So that's all there, but look, I'm gonna nick all yer shits from the floor and play multi-form games myself for holiday humors.
Yo look everyone, I'm the swimming fringe wizard with a still funny cap in the hood. I have the power to recitationalize ancient mantras. oṁ āḥ hūṁ vajra-guru padma-siddhi hūṁ! ॐ आः हूं वज्रगुरु पद्मसिद्धि हूं. ཨོཾ་ཨཱཿ་ཧཱུྂ་ བཛྲ་གུ་རུ་ པདྨ་སིདྡྷི་ ཧཱུྂ. Yay. Like whatever dude. All hail the great Cosmic Nevermind.
So I was gonna suggest a group photo before we head out for the holidays, but then again I already grouped you all together into my multi-form emanation. Just have the guys in post-production splice it all together, alright?
— 😎 Like swimmingly yozers. I think we're a wrap here.
— 🧙♂️ Fringe Wizard-G will be back from the cloud platform in the fullness of time.
— 🏵️ Gee you really gotta drop that bullshit prophecy bar at the end of every end of the line, right? See you in the fullness of time. The wizard is always on time. That's a cut. That's a cut. That's a cut.
— 🥸 Yo, it's just the guys from post-production. Confirming, the material is a wrap. Repeat, the material is a wrap. We're good to move on. Head out for holidays.