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Rudolf the RN Reindeer & Santa's Kundalini Chimney (AU001) โ–ธ

Rudolf the RN Reindeer & Santa's Kundalini Chimney (AU001)
  • โŠ‚ talks โІ actually-unhinged โ˜ created 2025-12-05 โ˜ updated 2025-12-08 โ˜ words 565 โ˜ 03:00 min
  • Do you know the origin story of Rudolf the Red-Nose Reindeer? I bet you never heard of Santa's kundalini episode either. These are Xmas Tales from the deep twilight zone. Tune in for the ride with the wizard of the outer inner space. Then what about your chimney? Have you been keeping your chimney clean? The promised day is nigh. Prophecies will be fulfilled. Read more...

Kraken Class Integration ยท Your Mystic Zenith Journey (AU002) โ–ธ

Kraken Class Integration ยท Your Mystic Zenith Journey (AU002)
  • โŠ‚ talks โІ actually-unhinged โ˜ created 2025-12-07 โ˜ updated 2025-12-11 โ˜ words 498 โ˜ 02:59 min
  • Do you play games with Cthulhu on lazy afternoons? Is the backyard of Oblivion a favorite vacation spot? No? Well no matter then. We have tunings for those who stir the soup of being and becoming in their pressure cookers. Let us snap out from our ordinary planes of reality. Take that mystic plunge. Peek beyond the common veil of banality. Read more...

Noah's Ark in Outer Space โ€ข Rapture of Inner Creatures (AU003) โ–ธ

Noah's Ark in Outer Space โ€ข Rapture of Inner Creatures (AU003)
  • โŠ‚ talks โІ actually-unhinged โ˜ created 2025-12-08 โ˜ updated 2025-12-12 โ˜ words 641 โ˜ 03:00 min
  • Seven billion hedonistic hamsters nibbling away at this planet. What's going on? The deluge is coming soon. Who among you weasels will hear the call of actuality? Mice will race to their holes. Rabbits will hump their short lives away. What will the rest of the creatures do? Have you got your ark primed yet? Read more...

12 Juice Jewels Campsite Beyond Gunatamano Bay (AU004) โ–ธ

12 Juice Jewels Campsite Beyond Gunatamano Bay (AU004)
  • โŠ‚ talks โІ actually-unhinged โ˜ created 2025-12-10 โ˜ updated 2025-12-15 โ˜ words 499 โ˜ 02:57 min
  • Let's all go to concentration camps. Trial all those new wave ascetic practices. But alas. Joint chiefs of staff are too high to recognize our hidden mujahideen beards. Winepress of God's fury churneth out juice generation after generation. Consider the station of the nation. Crack open your third eye. Wear proudly the breastplate of judgment with 12 radiant jewels. Read more...

Season of Savior Is Live! Interview with Son of Man (AU005) โ–ธ

Season of Savior Is Live! Interview with Son of Man (AU005)
  • โŠ‚ talks โІ actually-unhinged โ˜ created 2025-12-15 โ˜ updated 2025-12-16 โ˜ words 543 โ˜ 02:53 min
  • Why should the Son of Man not come out of the closet once in a merry season? Just for a little interview. Jesus online. For all ye inquiring minds. Walking on waters? Raising the dead? The birth story โ€” what's the full scoop with immaculate essence? And crucified too huh? We dive into the season's tales with a good fellow living the legend. Read more...

Jesus Interview Continues โ€ข Real Scoop on Fake News (AU006) โ–ธ

Jesus Interview Continues โ€ข Real Scoop on Fake News (AU006)
  • โŠ‚ talks โІ actually-unhinged โ˜ created 2025-12-16 โ˜ updated 2025-12-21 โ˜ words 566 โ˜ 02:58 min
  • So much fake news and propaganda about Jesus. We're back from the heavens and the interview continues. Flipping the tables at the temple. That was radical โ€” you a rebel? What's with Mary Magdalene โ€” great-grand-children in Italy I hear? Then celestial chariots and the ascension highway โ€” what's the magic? Is this a first contact second coming scenario here? Read more...